David Mellor was in touch today with a few choice and, for once, printable words on his new role as Cabinet Minister of Mirth.
“Let me just say how tickled…how tickled i am to be here on this taxifilarious day.
“That’s ‘tickled’, madam! Tickled! Not pickled.
“Tax avoiding? Certainly not. Though i won’t be taking many taxis in the near future….”