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So it’s goodbye to all this….

…and welcome to the new blog.

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Rot in Hell: Jesus Christ damned for dangerous Christian views!

UK Christians have labelled “dangerous” and “naive”, an announcement by supernatural messiah Jesus Christ that he is planning to manifest at the migrant refugee camp in Calais later this year.

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Calais comes home: UKIP rejoice!

Foreign Ministries across Europe were today stunned by news that France will, with immediate effect, hand Calais back to the United Kingdom. This appears to be a response to the latest random outburst from UKIP MEP and professional bigot, Roger … Continue reading

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Lorry crisis: Kent closes borders to Surrey, Sussex, London

Kent may next week close its borders to neighbouring counties, in a last ditch attempt to protect their county from “swarms” of lorries that have infiltrated the M2 and brought terror to the outskirts of Paddock Wood.

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Dentist schools conservationists: swap stats for cute and cuddly

Following global outrage over the killing of Cecil the loveable lion, animal conservationists today admitted that all previous campaigns had been a mistake – and in future they would be swapping scientific argument for pictures of kittens in their attempts … Continue reading

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Some Nazi silliness – and some seriousness

It can be difficult, at times, to write seriously about Nazis and Nazism. Not only because so much about them, from ludicrous goose-stepping to Chaplin moustache, is utterly ridiculous: but also because i grew up with the humour of those … Continue reading

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Film review: Terminator Genisys

Arnie is back! And though he may be old he is definitely not obsolete. Although as Terminator Genisys progresses, he does grow ever more creaky.

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Film review: Minions

Minions, which ought properly to be sub-titled “Any colour so long as its yellow” is a zany, impossible, ever-so-slightly patchy comic tale of dastardly villains, daring deeds – and bananas. Located in 1968, alongside a mostly contemporary 60’s soundtrack, this … Continue reading

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Film review: Mr Holmes

Don’t get me wrong: i like my entertainment light, trivial and frothy. Which is why i so enjoy cinema. Whether it is Schwarzenneger with the fantastical notion that through science and technology, it is possible to re-create a being who … Continue reading

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Film review: Jurassic World

Incredible! Unbelievable! No, not the technical gee-whizzery that sits behind the latest in the seemingly neverending saga of dinosaurs reborn. Because for all i know, somewhere in the world, at this very moment, a bunch of bio-geniuses are working on … Continue reading

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